Quafbegyar is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful jaguar.

Quafbegyar created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafbegyar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quafbegyar, she will ignore you.

Quafbegyar's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Quafbegyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume aubergines at dawn.

2. Always wear white.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quafbegyar.