Gepnakpom is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, uncaring crab.

Gepnakpom created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gepnakpom, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gepnakpom, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gepnakpom's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gepnakpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

2. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near goats while wearing brown dresses.

4. Never mark doors with mauve.

5. Never touch blood while clean.