Botwatnil is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent hydra.

Botwatnil created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botwatnil, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Botwatnil, it will destroy your home planet.

Botwatnil's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Botwatnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle titanium while unclean.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Do not wear corsets marked with cyan.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Shun those given to vanity.