Badyikham is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, proud scorpion.

Badyikham created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badyikham, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Badyikham, he will boil you in a big pot.

Badyikham's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Badyikham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

5. Never mix melons with water.