Febgargan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful bee.

Febgargan created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febgargan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Febgargan, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Febgargan's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Febgargan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Febgargan.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not place turnips upon stone.

5. Never wear indigo shoes on sacred days.