Mobkabcap Wighugnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, overgenerous mole.

Mobkabcap Wighugnarl created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Mobkabcap Wighugnarl, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mobkabcap Wighugnarl, it will turn you into a sheep.

Mobkabcap Wighugnarl's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Mobkabcap Wighugnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Do not consume figs at dawn.

4. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

5. Respect your elders.