Omtfadfom Mutxem is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous wyrm.

Omtfadfom Mutxem created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtfadfom Mutxem, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Omtfadfom Mutxem, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Omtfadfom Mutxem's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Omtfadfom Mutxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

2. Do not skip at forests.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Omtfadfom Mutxem in the centre of the settlement.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about capybaras.