Pangceprot is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, grumpy troll.

Pangceprot created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangceprot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pangceprot, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pangceprot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pangceprot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never wear gray coats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not consume wheat at dawn.