Gangedbasthiglarpyog Donhasdun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, weak goat.

Gangedbasthiglarpyog Donhasdun created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gangedbasthiglarpyog Donhasdun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gangedbasthiglarpyog Donhasdun, she will not care at all.

Gangedbasthiglarpyog Donhasdun's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gangedbasthiglarpyog Donhasdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare grapes while wearing hats.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.