Parkbogdob is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, dishonest hamster.

Parkbogdob created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkbogdob, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Parkbogdob, she will turn you into a frog.

Parkbogdob's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Parkbogdob's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not prepare spinach while filled with fear.

5. Never feed lots of figs to dogs while wearing indigo jumpers.