Quamrilciss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless aardvark.

Quamrilciss created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamrilciss, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quamrilciss, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Quamrilciss' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Quamrilciss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quamrilciss.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear hats marked with green.