Govwabhan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited dragonfly.

Govwabhan created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govwabhan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Govwabhan, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Govwabhan's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Govwabhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Govwabhan.

3. Never think ill of sick whales.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Govwabhan on top of all buildings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Govwabhan.