Ditsincar Cet Cadkopvin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful toad.

Ditsincar Cet Cadkopvin created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ditsincar Cet Cadkopvin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ditsincar Cet Cadkopvin, he will turn you into a rock.

Ditsincar Cet Cadkopvin's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Ditsincar Cet Cadkopvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sleeping.

2. Never paint your head red.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

5. Never play with disobedient children.