Hasflyced is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest hippopotamus.

Hasflyced created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasflyced, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hasflyced, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hasflyced's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Hasflyced's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near bats.

2. Never record names.

3. Do not study archaea on holy days.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.