Cudponnell is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, vain crane.

Cudponnell created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Cudponnell, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cudponnell, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cudponnell's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cudponnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve tights on sacred days.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

5. Do not bounce at mountains.