Gupqueeggep is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, quiet wombat.

Gupqueeggep created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupqueeggep, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gupqueeggep, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gupqueeggep's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gupqueeggep's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Do not record signs concerning moons.

5. Never hop in holy places.