Nabraktig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty rhinoceros.

Nabraktig created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabraktig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nabraktig, she will turn you into a rock.

Nabraktig's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nabraktig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Always look after injured mites.