Ingbenpinzan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish giraffe.

Ingbenpinzan created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingbenpinzan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ingbenpinzan, she will not care at all.

Ingbenpinzan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ingbenpinzan's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never chant in the presence of geese.

3. Hide from turquoise grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never cross crossroads at dawn.