Wannullfar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil badger.

Wannullfar created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wannullfar, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wannullfar, he will turn you into a frog.

Wannullfar's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Wannullfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about special relativity near porpoises while wearing purple stockings and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your hands.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.