Lanpangab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever armadillo.

Lanpangab created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanpangab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lanpangab, she will turn you into a rock.

Lanpangab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Lanpangab's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near ants.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never feed lots of rice to shrews while wearing gray hats.