Jenbellpan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered cobra.

Jenbellpan created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenbellpan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jenbellpan, he will turn you into a goat.

Jenbellpan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jenbellpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to tapirs while wearing hats.

2. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Always help sick mites.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.