Budstikbossgom is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, emotional newt.

Budstikbossgom created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budstikbossgom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Budstikbossgom, it will strike you with lightening.

Budstikbossgom's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Budstikbossgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not travel during summer.