Cittenflan Quafcemlog Sawjipsid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain lion.

Cittenflan Quafcemlog Sawjipsid created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Cittenflan Quafcemlog Sawjipsid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cittenflan Quafcemlog Sawjipsid, he will not invite you to parties.

Cittenflan Quafcemlog Sawjipsid's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cittenflan Quafcemlog Sawjipsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

2. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never wear orange coats on sacred days.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.