Fonquamneg is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, ill-tempered hyena.

Fonquamneg created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonquamneg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fonquamneg, he will turn you into a rat.

Fonquamneg's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fonquamneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

4. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.