Rotfombam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless mouse.

Rotfombam created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotfombam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rotfombam, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Rotfombam's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Rotfombam's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never mention badgers.