Bapcudbass Nullamlap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud raven.

Bapcudbass Nullamlap created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapcudbass Nullamlap, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bapcudbass Nullamlap, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bapcudbass Nullamlap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bapcudbass Nullamlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

2. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

3. Never approach forests carrying stone.

4. Run away from blue sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bapcudbass Nullamlap on top of all buildings.