Bugbogpangxem is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective parrot.

Bugbogpangxem created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugbogpangxem, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bugbogpangxem, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bugbogpangxem's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bugbogpangxem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Bugbogpangxem in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never stain your hands with mauve.

5. Never talk about optics near tortoises while wearing violet boots.