Gudkomzodnak is a god.

He takes the form of a large, boastful fly.

Gudkomzodnak created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudkomzodnak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gudkomzodnak, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gudkomzodnak's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gudkomzodnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from ash.

2. Worship no other gods but Gudkomzodnak.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never wear turquoise stockings.