Tungabstan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient aardvark.

Tungabstan created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tungabstan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tungabstan, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tungabstan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tungabstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine dolphins in a large pit.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Never think ill of sick pigs.

5. Never skip near snails.