Hugsisxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sapient mongoose.

Hugsisxuc created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugsisxuc, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugsisxuc, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hugsisxuc's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hugsisxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three shrews approach from the east.

2. Do not kill horses.

3. Never remain standing at midnight.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.