Jignelrul is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, emotional meerkat.

Jignelrul created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jignelrul, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jignelrul, it will not care.

Jignelrul's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Jignelrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Retreat if three otters approach from the north.

3. Do not consume figs at dawn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never leap in the presence of elders.