Mutnutpas is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, slow centaur.

Mutnutpas created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutnutpas, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mutnutpas, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mutnutpas' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Mutnutpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face turquoise.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never hop in the presence of elders.

5. Never write about chromosomes.