Citquagsig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest slug.

Citquagsig created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citquagsig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Citquagsig, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Citquagsig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Citquagsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Never run in spring.

4. Do not prepare nuts while filled with joy.

5. Always maintain patience during holy days.