Budtofcemcen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable deer.

Budtofcemcen created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budtofcemcen, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Budtofcemcen, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Budtofcemcen's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Budtofcemcen's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not take Budtofcemcen's name in vain.

3. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near ants while wearing mauve tights.

5. Do not laugh at forests.