Pondannurt is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental centaur.

Pondannurt created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pondannurt, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pondannurt, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pondannurt's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pondannurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear mauve shirts on sacred days.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Pondannurt on top of all buildings.