Buszogflig Hindadpad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, weak raven.

Buszogflig Hindadpad created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buszogflig Hindadpad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Buszogflig Hindadpad, she will turn you into a snail.

Buszogflig Hindadpad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Buszogflig Hindadpad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Do not keep five eagles in a large pit.

5. Never feed corn to dolphins while wearing hats.