Vidgebcud is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-knowing lobster.

Vidgebcud created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidgebcud, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vidgebcud, she will be very sad.

Vidgebcud's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Vidgebcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with doves.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to geese while wearing brown hats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.