Parkvedcit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart wasp.

Parkvedcit created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkvedcit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Parkvedcit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Parkvedcit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Parkvedcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

4. Run away from yellow whales, for they are unholy.

5. Never feed pineapples to foxes while wearing dresses.