Lidvabmab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, stupid fairy.

Lidvabmab created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidvabmab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Lidvabmab, it will jump up and down on your head.

Lidvabmab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Lidvabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

5. Never eat aubergines.