Piddubzimvegfaggudcud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil zebra.

Piddubzimvegfaggudcud created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Piddubzimvegfaggudcud, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Piddubzimvegfaggudcud, he will destroy your home planet.

Piddubzimvegfaggudcud's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Piddubzimvegfaggudcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

4. Never skip in summer.

5. Run away if eight otters approach from the north.