Vagfensand is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, kind clam.

Vagfensand created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Vagfensand, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vagfensand, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Vagfensand's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Vagfensand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Never remain bowed at dawn.