Damgilomin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, stupid mongoose.

Damgilomin created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damgilomin, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Damgilomin, she will turn you into a mouse.

Damgilomin's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Damgilomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not consume apples at dawn.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.