Ratkabhot is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthinking finch.

Ratkabhot created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratkabhot, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ratkabhot, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Ratkabhot's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Ratkabhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near hamsters while wearing green hats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never sit near monkeys.

4. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.