Himjipkad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, confident crane.

Himjipkad created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himjipkad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Himjipkad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Himjipkad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Himjipkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

3. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.