Gig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic dolphin.

Gig created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gig, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never stain your back with white.

4. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

5. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.