Tettidimbonhimkanyimnel is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered donkey.

Tettidimbonhimkanyimnel created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettidimbonhimkanyimnel, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tettidimbonhimkanyimnel, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tettidimbonhimkanyimnel's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tettidimbonhimkanyimnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.