Hivdadsak is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable lizard.

Hivdadsak created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Hivdadsak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hivdadsak, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Hivdadsak's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Hivdadsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Always stare at clouds.