Tipstigbass is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty penguin.

Tipstigbass created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Tipstigbass, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tipstigbass, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Tipstigbass' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tipstigbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four grasshopers in a large pit.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Tipstigbass on top of all buildings.

3. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

4. You must love Tipstigbass.

5. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.