Bugbuspidgep is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, all-powerful manatee.

Bugbuspidgep created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugbuspidgep, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bugbuspidgep, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bugbuspidgep's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bugbuspidgep's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Always maintain patience during holy days.

4. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

5. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.