Yarpnuttgon Flishungardogabbudshavkap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous monkey.

Yarpnuttgon Flishungardogabbudshavkap created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpnuttgon Flishungardogabbudshavkap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yarpnuttgon Flishungardogabbudshavkap, he will turn you into a snail.

Yarpnuttgon Flishungardogabbudshavkap's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Yarpnuttgon Flishungardogabbudshavkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not keep seven tortoises in a large pit.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Always wash your neck before prayer.

5. Never pour water over plants.